The first
flight from San Andres was pretty normal, until it suddenly became the first
time I had ever heard thunder from inside an airplane, and the pilot swerved
upward, gunned the engines, and swept us up and out of the storm that was
covering Panama City Airport. After that, it was anything but routine! As soon
as we had stabilized, there was an announcement that visibility was very low
and that “the landing system for that broke during our approach.” I’m still not
sure if that’s really the case or if he just didn’t want to freak people out
about the thunder and lightning storm we had just evaded. Either way, we made
several circles and figure eights, waiting “for conditions to improve”.
Meanwhile, a mystery drop of cold water landed on my arm.
We got to see
all kinds of fascinating cloud formations during our wait, and during part of
the loop, while we were over water, I saw an island shaped like a turtle. We
did another loop over open ocean. We chewed our gum until it lost its flavor,
and then chewed it some more. I saw another plane below us fly into the clouds,
as if to make a landing. There weren’t any crashes reported, but I’d bet that
plane pulled up and out too, rather than landing, since just a minute later we
received the announcement that our airport, Tocumen, was closed due to extreme
weather, and we’d be landing at Pasadeco instead. Another mystery drop of water
landed on my arm. We made another half-circle, and I saw a little isolated
mountain island. The landing gear creaked down, the clouds misted around us. We
passed over a strange island full of silos, and the mystery water drops
continued to fall on me. Thank you, rainy Panama… A flock of white birds flew
under us, just above the green treetops. Green. We were above land. …and …
DOWN. The cabin broke into applause as the plane whistled to a shaky stop on
the strange runway. We ended up parked near a warehouse-ish building, and the
rain over my seat became hail: tiny balls of ice pinged off my clothes. The
pilot announced that we’d be waiting until someone figured out what to do with
a planeful of displaced travelers. After the other passengers had finished
their initial rummage through stowed baggage, I pulled down my duffel bag to
get out a jacket. Hail is cold!
We waited.
We shifted in our seats, we joked about how much we love international travel.
I finally thought to get out my computer, and it was just barely booted up when
the pilot announced that our original airport was open again, and we’d be
flying back there in just a few minutes. I shut down the computer and got out a
fresh piece of gum. Four men in bright
see-me gear watched from the tarmac as we waited. I waved at them, but they
either missed or ignored it. One of them walked away, and then we taxied back
to the runway.
Lift-off!
Immediately after take-off, we passed two lonesome skyscrapers – close enough
to see each other, but too far to be neighbors. We flew toward a rainbow that
reflected in the sea. The rainbow fled, and we chased it toward Panama City, on
the other side of the grand canal, until it spread out, out, and down to bathe
that piece of the Pacific in a prism of color. We approached Tocumen through
wisps of cloud, chewing our gum concertedly, with more than a few people
gripping their armrests. My personal hail turned back into rain as we passed
over the waves, and above land. After a joke of a smaller canal, we passed over
a solo porta potty in a field of mud. Closer. I could see the landing field.
Closer. …and …DOWN!
We raced
from the plane to our connecting flights. I think most of us made it, since
everything at Tocumen had been delayed during the shutdown. The gate for our
Houston leg of the trip was surrounded by security, and Lesley and I raced to
get to the end of a very long line. When we saw that it was another bag search,
we took turns moving our bags along and going to the restroom. When my turn
came, the security checker grabbed my empty water bottle. I pointed out that it
was empty. She said “No” and threw it in the trash. Next, she scrutinized the
SteriPen I had borrowed to sanitize water on the trip. She obviously didn’t
know what it was. I tried, in my limited Spanish, to explain that this little
electronic thing made water clean, probably a little overly intensely, as I
desperately wanted to return it to its owner, but she looked at me like I was a
crazy person, and set the pen aside. After she had gone through the rest of my
bags (including stinky beach clothes – so there!) she picked up the pen again.
She looked at it, glanced down the row of checkers to her supervisor, who was
busy with another passenger, looked at the line of people still to come, and
stuffed the pen back into my bag quickly, as if to rush so she wouldn’t change
her mind. Whew! Then it was another wait, inside the silly security around the
gate, leaving a hundred or so delayed passengers with no access to water or
food. I pointed out that a little snack and coffee cart on the side of the
security barricade would make a killing. Finally, I thought to get out my
computer. As soon as it was booted up, gate staff began calling us to board.
I’m beginning to sense a trend here.
After some silliness with my boarding pass missing a “group number” even
though it had the flight number and seat number, I was finally able to board,
stow my bag, relax, and make a new friend, since my seat-mate turned out to be
pretty awesome. There was some pretty severe turbulence along the way, so much
that I wasn’t the only one on the plane to raise my arms up and whoop like we
were on an amusement park ride. I hope that helped some people be less nervous
about the bumps. At one point, I made another barf bag puppet, as is
traditional on long flights. As we crossed over onto land above Texas, I
responded to a dare by shouting “Murica!” And we landed in Houston.
Last time I
flew through Houston, I was held up in customs because apparently I’ve lost
some weight in my face since my passport photo was taken. That connection was
horrible, since I had way too short of a layover anyway, and I couldn’t go to
the bathroom while I was in the little questioning room behind the customs
desks. So I had ended up sprinting through the airport while doing a potty
dance… This time, I was prepared, with 3 different photo IDs, all from
different weight stages and with different expressions. The customs worker
glanced at my passport, said, “you lose some weight?” I told her I had. She
said, “Lookin’ good, girl!” and waved me through. If you have it, you don’t
need it, right? Lesley just barely made it to her connecting flight, but most
of the other passengers got free hotel stays, since they’d have to wait until
morning to fly out. I had an overnight layover scheduled, so I didn’t get a
free hotel. Darn it! So I tried to auto check-in for my morning flight. The
machines said I was too early to check in, so I asked an employee. She told me
it’d be “just a minute” and wandered away. I started making phone calls. Taryn,
a friend from a previous World Vets trip to Romania, was flying in to Houston
the same night, and driving home from there. We decided to meet up and go out
to the Waffle House before sharing a motel for the night. By the way, I learned
that I LOVE Waffle House! We found a very cheap hotel only a few minutes away,
and it turned out to be pretty classy for the price: a nice brick building, and
our room had a fridge, microwave, and cute little sofa in it. The part I was
the most excited about was the king size bed. And Taryn’s little dog that she’d
smuggled in. He was quite the cuddler, and we were all asleep within minutes. I
had set two alarms, just in case I fell asleep again after the first one (I do
that, especially when I only have a few hours to sleep). Not today though. The
alarm went off and I remembered that I was mere steps away from a hot shower.
Twenty minutes of utter bliss ensued. I don’t think I ended up smelling much
better, because I had to put back on the same dirty clothes, but oh, it was
lovely. The hotel even had little complimentary toothbrushes, which was
awesome, since I’d left my grubby old one in San Andres (in the garbage. I
planned it that way). So after a quick re-pack, Taryn took me back to the
airport, where I tried to check in again. The machine still said it was too early
– just two hours and three minutes before takeoff. I tried again. I called an
attendant to help me. I gave her my passport, my itinerary, my confirmation
number, and my driver’s license, just in case. She clicked away on her keyboard
for a minute, said oooh, in that tone that just makes me freak out and wonder
what on earth could be wrong. She said “your flight is booked for tomorrow.”
Full stop. I told her no, I pointed to the printed itinerary, with the
confirmation number that said it was today. I told her I have to get to work,
and to a friend’s house to pet-sit, and that I had a three hour ride home that
I would miss if I was a day late. I nearly had a panic attack. She clicked away
and magically found me a seat on an already full flight for this morning. The
one my itinerary said I should be on. So I got to check in and run to my gate,
which happened to be at the opposite end of the airport. I’ll admit, I
speed-walked part of the way, instead of a full run. Security searched my bag
again, because the three times it had already been searched and tagged weren’t
good enough. I went through the human body scanner, and got pulled aside for a
pat-down, since I have extra zippers on my pants pockets. Then I ran some more.
Just before my gate, the Starbucks logo shone out like the lighted sign that it
was. I stopped. Hell with making the flight, I’m exhausted. I’m thirsty. I’m
working on a headache, and I’m just not going to last all the way back to
Seattle without some sort of sustenance, plus I’ve been drinking instant
Nescafe all week. I racewalked with my coffee, down the moving walkway, which
was longer than it looked, and took me past my gate. I racewalked back, and
finally reunited with Stacy, Sandy, and Dee, who had been on a later flight
from San Andres. They’d been lounging about the airport for a while, and were
ready to get going. So I pulled out my computer, and the curse held. As soon as
I had it set up, they called us to board the plane. I ended up gate-checking my
duffel bag, which is awesome because that’s the only way to check a bag for
free, and the plane took off without further incident.